Masters LCQ, Round 1

Video Update from central Florida here at the Masters Last Chance Qualifier. More to come....

From the West to the East...AGAIN

It never ends...there is always "ONE MORE TRIP to Florida" when it comes to water skiing. WHY??? Plenty of lakes elsewhere...plenty of boats to pull ya around.

Isn't Minnesota the "land of a billion lakes" or something, by the time you adjust for inflation? And aside from the cheese, I hear Wisconsin has a bunch of water rats up there. AND, I know in Michigan the beer flows like water, but is it not true also that the water flows like, well, water??

SO what up FLO-RI-Diculous?? Why you gotta be such ski hogs? We're over it!

What happens when the skiers come to their senses and flee the state, taking all their PFD's (personal floatation devices) with them, AND you get that storm of the millenium that leaves nothing to stand on but 345 ft Britton Hill?? Huh...huh..! What then?

Off rant, this place isn't all that bad if you're just poppin' in for a few ski rides, like I am. 2 rounds on friday. Two chances to run a predetermined score of 2.75 @ 41. WHAT??!! Ya, who comes up with this crap?

Uh...if you don't know skiing, imagine a football game in which a Team, say, the Oakland Raiders, is matched up against, well, themselves (if that's possible). They are competing in a Super Bowl "LCQ", and the score they have to get to make it to the Super Bowl is 5. And they only get one possession to do it in. WHAT??!! See how ridiculous this is. So its obvious, right? I mean, they are gonna have to kick off to themselves, bobble the return into the endzone, the defensive self will have to tackle the returning self for a safety (BUT WAIT), but simultaneously strip the ball from the receiver exactly when his/(her) knee touches the ground,....THEN pitch the ball back out of the endzone, to his/(her) defensive (now offensive) teammate, who will down the ball, outside of the endzone. They will then kick a field goal on 1st down, of course...making the score, well, 5-0, having had only 1 possession. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! LCQ success...

Wow...brain meltdown.

Note to Masters Selection Criteria Committee: Round next time. Up or down, I don't care, just do the math.

Supercross World Champ Heath Voss on MBTV!!

2004 Supercross World Champion, Team SYNDICATE Rider and Medina County goat roping runner-up, Heath Voss will be joining Marcus this Monday Night, May 17th at the usual time (6pm Pacific/9pm Eastern).

Earlier in 2010 he bagged a couple big Supercross wins overseas, in Liverpool and again in London. Now he'll join us Live from "The Compound" in Mico Texas, just a few short steps from the crystal clear waters of Medina Lake,....and fill us in, once and for all, on Who he is, Why we should care, and What the HELL riding a dirt bike has to do with laying down turns on a shred stick!

Don't miss this one!

http://www.pskic.com/chat or http://www.MarcusBrown.tv

Team Syndicate!

Sneak peek inside the world of Team Syndicate! Enjoy!